How to achieve immortality
Several years ago, I received a package from my sister that included the following:
I waited an appropriate period and sent it back to her.
We visited Vermont, and it was in my suitcase when I returned.
I visited NC and put it in her car.
She snuck it into a box from Mom.
I put it inside a handbag that I sent her.
She wrapped it up with my Christmas present.
Neither of us will stop until one of us wins.
We will live FOREVER.